Easy Cheese

[mcroft]

So, in the mid-1990s I was an audio engineer for a number of bands from Houston, including doing most of the work for while for a group called Gordian Knot. One fine St. Patrick's Day weekend, I found myself somewhat tiredly waiting between the Surfside, Texas St. Patrick's Day Parade and the Evening debauch in a rather well-lit, cavernous hall. It was late in the St. Pat's season, so we were all pretty sleep-depped. The singer had brought some of her friends/groupies to the show.


The following scene ensued:

Singer     : "I'm hungry!"
Groupie : [looks up from other side of cavern] "We have food."
Singer     : "No you don't! You have that spray-cheese crap. Cheez Whiz. You're eating Whiz!"
Groupie : "It's Easy Cheese!"
Singer     : "It's gross. How can cheese be 'easy' anyway?"
Groupie : [Sprays Easy Cheese directly into her mouth in a scene that would surely win her an AVN award and a three picture deal with Vivid Entertainment, had they been there to see it. Complete with sound effects.]
Singer     : ...
Groupie : [smiles and licks her lips.]
Singer     : "I'm not hungry anymore."

The preceding story is dedicated to tristam, who mentioned Cheez Whiz.

Comments

[la-directora.livejournal.com]

I can totally imagine the singer in question having that exact conversation. Especially after all of the "what the hell are they eating" stories she told me from their tour van travels.

"How can cheese be 'easy' anyway?" Classic.

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

I may have made up some lines and edited them a bit, but that line and the next image are gospel truth.