Easy Cheese

[mcroft]

So, in the mid-1990s I was an audio engineer for a number of bands from Houston, including doing most of the work for while for a group called Gordian Knot. One fine St. Patrick's Day weekend, I found myself somewhat tiredly waiting between the Surfside, Texas St. Patrick's Day Parade and the Evening debauch in a rather well-lit, cavernous hall. It was late in the St. Pat's season, so we were all pretty sleep-depped. The singer had brought some of her friends/groupies to the show.


The following scene ensued:

Singer     : "I'm hungry!"
Groupie : [looks up from other side of cavern] "We have food."
Singer     : "No you don't! You have that spray-cheese crap. Cheez Whiz. You're eating Whiz!"
Groupie : "It's Easy Cheese!"
Singer     : "It's gross. How can cheese be 'easy' anyway?"
Groupie : [Sprays Easy Cheese directly into her mouth in a scene that would surely win her an AVN award and a three picture deal with Vivid Entertainment, had they been there to see it. Complete with sound effects.]
Singer     : ...
Groupie : [smiles and licks her lips.]
Singer     : "I'm not hungry anymore."

The preceding story is dedicated to tristam, who mentioned Cheez Whiz.