For all my Christmas singing friends...

[mcroft]

captainlucy makes the blinding discovery that Christmas muzak can be made bearable by inserting the word ‘Sex’ for ‘Christmas’.

‘I wish it could be sex everyday…’ etc etc.

It can also be made deeply disturbing, vide the first line from ‘Do they know it’s Christmas…

via Crooked Timber

'I'll be home for sex.'
'All I want for sex is my two front teeth.'
'The twelve days of sex.'

Now, I think this also applies to Christmas specials and movies as well. Although you get some odd results.

'The year without sex.'
'The nightmare before sex.'
'Sex with the Kranks.'
'Julie Andrew's The Sound of Sex.'

And some really disturbing ones.

'A Garfield Sex Special.'
'It's a Very Merry Muppet Sex Movie'

In the end, nothing really beats this for "things I did not want to think about".
'Bob Hope's Overseas Sex Tours: Around the World with the Troops - 1941-1972'

Comments

[bassfingers.livejournal.com]

'How the Grinch Stole Sex'
'A Sex Story' (You'll shoot your eye out!)
'National Lampoon's Sex Vacation'
'Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Sex'
'Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Sex'
'A Child's Sex in Wales'
'Ernest Saves Sex'
'Jim Henson's The Sex Toy'
'A Pinky & the Brain Sex Special'
'John Denver & the Muppets: A Sex Together'
'Inspector Gadget Saves Sex'
'Winnie the Pooh and Sex Too'

Ok, gotta stop...

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

All good, but I still have to go with Bob Hope. I mean really. He used to take Brooke Shields on those things. And I don't care who he goes around the world with.