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In response to [livejournal.com profile] veazeyae's icon, [livejournal.com profile] lintra said "What is your icon doing? Disco with a sword?" That got me to thinking...

Wouldn't every cheesy sword-dancer character in bad D&D have been much better if the dancing was explicitly disco?

In order to advance to the next level in the Sword Masters of Disco (SMoD), you must defeat your arch rival in a dance-off. Your master, Brother Gibb, directs you to face Deney Terio of the Solid Gold Lamé Dancers. The only catch is that you must fight him on top of a speeding Soul Train. It is S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night! and you hustle your way aboard the Disco Express. Deney is there and he's jive talking about you. What do you do?

I walk like a man over to him. "Hey, Le Freak! Enough is enough is enough is enough! You can't go on..."

He drops into a crouch. "Don't stop, til' you get enough, ya Dancin' Fool." He moves his arms to the beat of the last train to London. Suddenly it's dark, and you're feeling hot and achey.

Arrg! He cast Night Fever at me? Fine, Disco Inferno! "Burn, Baby, Burn!"

He tries to Disco Duck and fails his save. Ouch! "Hot Stuff!" he cries, as he falls back on the disco round. He's stayin' alive, but just barely!

"Surrender!"

He smiles at you and shakes his head. "Young Man, it feels like like I win when I lose... Only the fool survives..." Deney Terio dies. Brother Gibb comes forward and awards you a new gold chain and opens another button on your shirt.

opens another button on your shirt.

Date: 2007-12-17 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lintra.livejournal.com
EW!

You crack me up, man!

Re: opens another button on your shirt.

Date: 2007-12-17 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcroft.livejournal.com
wrt the open shirt:Hey, I've gotta be true to the source material.

This was going to be a comment on your post, but it just kept getting longer.

Re: opens another button on your shirt.

Date: 2007-12-17 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lintra.livejournal.com
You stayed so true I saw the hairy chest and all!

Date: 2007-12-17 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follybard.livejournal.com
I love you, man.

Date: 2007-12-17 08:05 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] libskrat
Not disco, but The Bunny Rap Scene may amuse, as it occupies a roughly similar headspace.

Date: 2007-12-18 12:33 pm (UTC)

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