Purple... Chainmail...

[mcroft]

Purple Chainmail Condom.

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[johnbrandon.livejournal.com]

I have a aural image in my brain.

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"Hold on darling, let me slip something on"

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I have a aural image in my brain.

<<the lights are dark and the sounds of passion are rising>>

"Hold on darling, let me slip something on"

<jingle, jingle, jingle>

"What was that"

"The strongest condom money can buy!"

"It sounded like chain mail . . . "

"Er . . . . yeah . . . funny story . . see I bought these as a joke and they happen to be all I have with me . . . "

<click of light being turned on>>

<<Sound of hysterical female laughter that turns into rage when she realizes he's serious>>

<<Sound of disappointed fella trying to remove chain mail condom from abdominal cavity as girl calls a cab>>

:D