The Shire was Saved, But Not For Me

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"As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else," Santorum said. "It's being drawn to Iraq and it's not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don't want the Eye to come back here to the United States."

An overwhelmingly powerful army? check!
Enemy occupations? check!
A secret group planning to infiltrate and wreak destruction? check!
The ever present fear that turncoats or double-agents will betray the conspiracy? check!
Evil Henchmen? You decide!
Torturing Prisoners? probably!

Rick "Orc on Warg" Santorum really doesn't want to talk about the Eye of Mordor

via Salon