Target (aka, "that fine French emporium, Tar-jay") has a line of historical dolls. From the Presidents collection, here we have an example.President Franklin Roosevelt.

Wow. This isn't one of my photoshop efforts, unfortunately. It's exactly what I see on screen right now.
The text is better.

- 25 different phrases in the Presidents own Voice! -- Aside from the remarkable achievement recording that guy's voice would be, Bob weeps. Also, what's with the capital 'V'? The rest of the text is sentence case...
- include an individually numbered certificate of authenticity -- That I would like to see.
- a biographical pamphlet that includes rare photos -- They would have to be.
- a comprehensive timeline specific to each figure. -- Or to some figure, anyway.
- period correct clothing that has been hand tailored to suit the figure -- because lord knows this President wouldn't wear off-the-rack
The full ad, available at target.com at the time of this post,

via I don't remember, but somewhere funny
Love this idea tho... I want the entire set. (can you imagine? - heee!)
Date: 2006-09-02 01:27 pm (UTC)Where's the Lincoln doll?
Bah.
Re: Love this idea tho... I want the entire set. (can you imagine? - heee!)
Date: 2006-09-02 01:29 pm (UTC)Ah. Mark supplies me with Jefferson Davis. I think that sounds right. Anybody out there with a correction, we'd be obliged.
Re: Love this idea tho... I want the entire set. (can you imagine? - heee!)
Date: 2006-09-02 03:40 pm (UTC)Re: Love this idea tho... I want the entire set. (can you imagine? - heee!)
Date: 2006-09-02 04:22 pm (UTC)