Dearest Provider of Utility Services

[mcroft]

While I find it useful that you provide me with the number of the department to which you are transferring me, in case I get disconnected, I would appreciate it if, in future, the number provided actually connected to the appropriate department instead of to a telephone sex service.

Regards,
Your Customer

Comments

[hsapiens.livejournal.com]

Certain surveys have shown that repeat service calls are reduced by an impressive 38% overall when the sex line number is provided as an alternative form of entertainment. Additionally, the need for building a new distribution center in your area has been delayed for two years as a result of the diversion of extraneous utility spending into sex industry coffers. --PSA #271 from your forward-thinking accounting department

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Can we get the sex line numbers to pay us for referrals?
--unnamed Utility VP