Dearest Provider of Utility Services

[mcroft]

While I find it useful that you provide me with the number of the department to which you are transferring me, in case I get disconnected, I would appreciate it if, in future, the number provided actually connected to the appropriate department instead of to a telephone sex service.

Regards,
Your Customer

Comments

but..?

[shefsatyr.livejournal.com]

If THEY forwarded you to the sex line number wouldn't the connection be coming from their network? So wouldn't it be billing to them? This could be your lucky day.. free sex. Then again I could be wrong, it's not like I know how telephone sex services work exactly.