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WHAT DO YOU CALL:

1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks? Sewer

2. What the thing you push around the grocery store? Spouse

3. A metal container to carry a meal in? Automobile

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in? The Nude

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people? Bed

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof? Gargoyle

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening? Outdoor Tavern.

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages? Waste of Time

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup? Leftovers

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself? Proof of the existence of a malign supernatural force

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach? Condom

12. Shoes worn for sports? Depends on the sport. Round-heeled pumps, for one of my favorite sports.

13. Putting a room in order? Alphabetizing

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark? Flashback

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball? Bad Trip

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down? Reaganomics

17. How do you eat your pizza? with honey. It keeps it on my knife.

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff? Reaganomics

19. What's the evening meal? Leftovers.

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are? attic


Via [livejournal.com profile] beingfrank

Date: 2005-05-12 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicoleallee.livejournal.com
I am suffused with giggles.

Date: 2005-05-13 01:48 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rikibeth.livejournal.com
Never cook bacon with your shirt off!

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