Now that's just plain wrong...

[mcroft]

This page belongs to an amusingly deranged pet groomer. An award winning amusingly deranged pet groomer. An amusingly deranged pet groomer who has won awards for her deranged acts against poodlekind.

http://www.pinkcoyote.net/creativegrooming.html

It's just bizarre. She has a dozen other creations on the same page--poddle-snail, poodle-shark, poodle-camel, poodle-peacock, poodle-ninja-turtle, etc.

While it is true that I find the images disturbing, it may be more disturbing that my first thought was "I can use this for a role-playing encounter!"

I'm still waiting for bad poodle-horsemonkey, though.

Comments

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with these people is that they can do the chicken photo and fail to make a reference to Lynda Barry's Poodle with a Mohawk.

[hangingfire.livejournal.com]

That pretty much sums it up, yes.

I'm also getting some amusement from the late-1990s design of the site. It makes me vaguely sentimental, or something.

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

every page has a unique navbar, conveniently at the bottom of the page! You don't get quality like that these days!

[hangingfire.livejournal.com]

Not to mention the use of scroll text on the front page. No Flash here!

Also amusing: the fact that the dog on this magazine cover is clearly photoshopped in from the chicken photo above.

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

...Pictures of text, images scaled in my browser with height/width parameters, Comic Sans, table-based layout. Man, I miss 1994, too...

[jpmodisette.livejournal.com]

Actually, if you nav to "Pawed Friends" - "Creative Grooming Techniques" - "My Pawed Friends" - "Fun Pictures" - "Technique" you get to an Al Qaeda site. Don't be in Portland on March 17, apparently.