mcroft | Vagina Dentata?

You'd think the local Coca-Cola company in Austin, Texas would do a better job than the Engrish displayed here. You'd be wrong. I'm sorry to say that the poor woman who provides us with beverages is, according to this warning from her own employer, burdened with a mechanical set of vagina dentata.

The teeth on those gears can clearly mangle a misplaced hand and the Coca-Cola corporation is quite right to wish to protect purchasers of fine carbonated beverages who might try to get to third base with their vendor from a bad mangling, if for no other reason than to allow said patron to keep buying Coca-Cola corporation products.

I will say that it is nice to see that their Equal Opportunity hiring practices extend to genital cyborgs, no matter what risk they raise for the vendor-groping public.

I'm sure you're wondering if they use similar warning signs if the vendor is a man. All I can say is that in that case this post would have been titled "Anus Horriblis" and it wouldn't have had a link to Queen of Wands.