Bronzed Incontinence!

[mcroft]

Cowboys for Christ [NSFsW: image of Britt Eckland's body double's stuntbutt] looks to be:

1. "not a conventional sequel" to The Wicker Man
2. reuniting Britt Ekland and Christopher Lee with director Robin Hardy
3. based on a book about two Texans taking the gospel to Scotland
4. amusingly filmed in Dumfries, where Robert the Bruce murdered a political rival in a church...

The Director describes it thusly:

"another film with beautiful songs, sassy sex, a few good laughs and horror upon horrors ahead"

Christopher Lee says:

"The reason I want to work again with Robin is because he has written a book that is erotic, romantic, comic and horrific enough to loosen the bowels of a bronze statue."

I may have to violate my "no horror films" rule. The original Wicker Man was hilarious.

Comments

[avram]

I'm a bit confused, since I'd been under the impression that Scotland had already had the gospel since well before there even was a Texas.

[sirvalence.livejournal.com]

I'd consider that link NSFW, by the way. I was rather surprised, and didn't take the time to read the article.

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

sorry! Will put a note in the entry.

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

It's people like you who would've prevented President McKinley from Christianizing the Phillipines!