I don't care if it rains or freezes...

[mcroft]

So, Ginger and I were out driving and we found ourselves behind this truck. Note that in 1954-approved pledge of allegiance style, it's one nation, under God".

I mean, it is nice to know exactly what kind of carpentry Jesus did and all, but my basic take is the same as Ginger's: If the most important thing for me to know about your skill as a hardwood floor installer is that you've got a personal relationship with Jesus, perhaps I can find someone who is factory certified.

And for those who remember the 1970s...

Wood Floor: "Savior"
Housewife: "Flooring"
Wood Floor: "Savior"
Housewife: "Flooring"
Wood Floor: "Savior"
Housewife: steps lightly on tiles "It is you, Jesus! I knew you'd pick me!"
Wood Floor: gotcha voice "Parquet..."