Imagine a world where people get paid for erotic fanfic...

[mcroft]

Now imagine it's a world where you have to wait 48 hours to get a gun.

Seriously, this stuff is a potent argument against waiting periods.

I particularly commend Nights in White Satin (a novella of hot clown on acrobat action) to your attention, Gentle Reader.

Peter Cortland, running from the tragic loss, first of his child, then his wife, found solace and some sense of peace behind the painted white facade of a clown, the presence of one lone teardrop the only outward evidence of the heavy sorrow he carried inside.

Grape Ape aside (and I haven't conceded Elizabeth's point), "If you can think of it, there's porn of it. No exceptions. None."

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[jpmodisette.livejournal.com]

I notice that it's "Genres: Contemporary / The Arts / BDSM / Exhibitionism / Public Places", woo hoo!

It's apparently de rigeur in rating these things to have some gizmo you give four of, e.g. "four stilettos". The reviewer who gave four stilettos passed up the opportunity to add "as might be worn by a sexy circus zebra that was actually two clowns in a zebra suit... and stilettos!" But my point is, someone gave it "four cups", which seems odd, and then I wondered if there were books like this for guys - straight, football-watchin' Hooters-lovin' sorta guys - in which case you could rate it with a bra size, "I give this a D cup". I assume the "four cups" meant something other than bra cups... although really, if you're rating something with more than two stilettos I don't see why you can't rate it with more than two bra cups.