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The Rosary of the Unborn is a religious product that will help rescue actual fetuses from abortions. Jesus himself told them that if we keep abortion safe and legal, the terrorists will have won. In order to prevent that, you should, they say, send Archangel Gabriel Enterprises a lot of money for some festive Marti Gras-type beads with tiny plastic fetuses attached.

I don't mind that people hold differing opinions on what is obviously a very personal matter to many, but Gabe and crew don't seem to have too strong of a grip on reality. They seem to be really good with taking your check or credit card, though.





That's the small version, there's a larger one, too. It would be pretty easy to make fun of Jesus, who is apparently subbing for "Indian Chief" in the Village People ("Y!") or the Star Child, but that's not what will really trip the blasphemometer.

No, it's that the crucifix part looks like it can be used in an emergency as an IUD.

Hmm. Maybe it really can prevent abortions...

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