Anyone Speak Russian?

[mcroft]

I am looking to translate this page which has a picture of a friend of mine from the Texas Rennaissance Festival on it from Russian into English. Either Hilton will be amused, or he won't... :)

Comments

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

Sweet. Posted that from LJ-talk jabber interface directly to LJ...

[tlatoani.livejournal.com]

Not well enough. It's something about a black goblin, I think.

[uniforall.livejournal.com]

The first sentence is an expletive. The second is "Why, it's a black goblin!"

[jpmodisette.livejournal.com]

What is the ritual purposes of tying money to your biceps?

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

thank you! What about the comments?

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

It is the equivalent of putting money in your open guitar case while playing on the street. It encourages others to tip you.

[uniforall.livejournal.com]

Гага что ли? : Gaga is it?
это Мистер Эко : It is Mister Eko

I have no idea what or whom they are talking about.

[bassfingers.livejournal.com]

Mr. Eko is a character on Lost... Large black man, though probably taller than Hilton.