Tweets for Today

• 11:49 KA on underwater nuclear explosions:
  You know what it looks like when a toddler farts in the bathtub? Imagine she's the size of Sri Lanka..
• 15:54 resisting the urge to cackle manaically and tell client "I told you so!".
• 21:40 Dear Apple: If the frigging update is free, don't even tell me you can't use the shopping cart. Also: Fix that. It's stupid not to have.

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