I try to keep politics out of here, but...

I'm starting to think we've got the potential for another Texas-based White House.

We have the Maverick western millionaire with the temper and the inherited money, we have the former beauty queen with a newborn, we have a teen pregnancy, we have possibly illegal political strongarming for family revenge in a divorce case, we have rumors that someone isn't the real mother of someone else's baby.

Can't you just hear the theme music? It's not a presidential campaign, it's a goddamn Dallas reunion...