Tweets for Today

• 19:10 Quoting Obi-wan at my whiny cat. "There's nothing for you here..."
• 19:58 Dear Telemarketer, if you call back to say "Shut the F*ck up" to my machine, I am going to use the FCC's shiny form to report your ass.
• 21:59 fireworks...

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