mcroft | Dec. 18th, 2006

captainlucy makes the blinding discovery that Christmas muzak can be made bearable by inserting the word ‘Sex’ for ‘Christmas’.

‘I wish it could be sex everyday…’ etc etc.

It can also be made deeply disturbing, vide the first line from ‘Do they know it’s Christmas…

via Crooked Timber

'I'll be home for sex.'
'All I want for sex is my two front teeth.'
'The twelve days of sex.'

Now, I think this also applies to Christmas specials and movies as well. Although you get some odd results.

'The year without sex.'
'The nightmare before sex.'
'Sex with the Kranks.'
'Julie Andrew's The Sound of Sex.'

And some really disturbing ones.

'A Garfield Sex Special.'
'It's a Very Merry Muppet Sex Movie'

In the end, nothing really beats this for "things I did not want to think about".
'Bob Hope's Overseas Sex Tours: Around the World with the Troops - 1941-1972'