Products I do not need: Chapter 533...

[mcroft]

its about style and maybe even a little rebellion. There are a lot of people out there who believe in style and rebellion, but dont think twice about using to a plain white toilet.

The author doesn't think twice about using apostrophes, which is OK, since I would definitely have second thoughts if faced with this throne. It's covered with low-grade pink-and purple gemstones. It's mirrored. It's coated in resin (as, I suspect, are the lungs of the chap who created it).

Of special note is the mudflap girl flush handle. That adds an extra dab of class. Normally the seller charges $500 for those, but with this baby, you don't have to think twice about grabbing an impossibly proportioned sex object by the crotch and flushing your troubles away...

This beauty can grace your home for $2100 plus about $500 shipping and handling.




via Craftastrophe

Comments

[la-directora.livejournal.com]

I woke up this morning frustrated because I'm having some eye strain issues, and everything is a little blurry. I hate it when this happens, and it makes it especially hard to see the computer screen without lots of strain.

And now suddenly I am very grateful.

[libskrat]

I was okay until you pointed out Mudflap Girl...

[paracoon.livejournal.com]

This would blend in perfectly at Chuy's.

[jpmodisette.livejournal.com]

Really the toilet bowl is like the canvas on which your style and rebellion is painted. Do you want a plain white canvas?