A New Song...

[mcroft]

Men who are balding should not try to cultivate a mullet. It's worse than a combover. The only acceptable response to balding is to do a Patrick Stewart and cut it all very short. Embrace the balding. Do not fear it. Thus speaks the Self-Proclaimed Fashion Arbiter.

Thus spake a friend of mine. However, she prudently kept it friends-locked to protect the guilty.

I have no such compunction, and wish to share with you my interpretation of her arbitration of fashion, as it would have been written if it were a Michael Jackson song...

I’m staring at the man with the mullet
I’m asking him to shave his head
He's balding and it's just not a secret:
If you wanna make your skull a balder pate
Take a look at yourself and then make a clean shave
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na

Comments

[la-directora.livejournal.com]

Oh, THANK YOU. When I saw your little ditty in the friend-protected entry, it was driving me CRAZY trying to figure out what song you were rewriting. I was totally blanking. I feel so much better now. :)

[hangingfire.livejournal.com]

That was a work of genius.