Why I sometimes read the Asbury Park Press
Jul. 1st, 2008 10:37 amThere's no place more surreal than the Jersey Shore:
- Bruce Springsteen mentioned her in "4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)", but Madam Marie is no longer telling fortunes better than the cops.
- Barnegat schools locked down after Ninja sighting. Because what else would you do if ninja were stalking your schoolyards?