Purple... Chainmail...

[mcroft]

Purple Chainmail Condom.

Comments

[arden-ranger.livejournal.com]

So this would be me, drawing the Big Line of No.

[djinnthespazz.livejournal.com]

Ha ha! The green one is so YOU!

[tryslora]

I say to that the same comment I make regarding chainmail bikinis.

OMG the CHAFING!!!

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

There are worse things.

One word.

Thongmail.

[kadath.livejournal.com]

C'mon, man. Go for the gold one. Doesn't Ginger deserve it? Don't you deserve it?

[kcarp.livejournal.com]

Bah. Ginger is so much more about the purple.

[djinnthespazz.livejournal.com]

Purple. Yep.

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

I just feel bad for the guys who settle for Bronze.

[princejvstin.livejournal.com]

Useful only for the Metal women of Vulcan, and even then...Yow!

[lintra.livejournal.com]

coming soon to a con near you!

god, my insomnia has brought me to this. I should be asleep.

[hwrnmnbsol.livejournal.com]

...c-c-c-cold....

[djinnthespazz.livejournal.com]

I had to click the link. No way, said my head... although I do not doubt there are those that go there.

Ouch, says the chick who's worn chain.

You know...

[mtfierce.livejournal.com]

...those actually might prevent some STDs, if just from the complete improbability of anyone coming close to me (or anyone else!) with one of 'em on.

[johnbrandon.livejournal.com]

I have a aural image in my brain.

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"Hold on darling, let me slip something on"

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I have a aural image in my brain.

<<the lights are dark and the sounds of passion are rising>>

"Hold on darling, let me slip something on"

<jingle, jingle, jingle>

"What was that"

"The strongest condom money can buy!"

"It sounded like chain mail . . . "

"Er . . . . yeah . . . funny story . . see I bought these as a joke and they happen to be all I have with me . . . "

<click of light being turned on>>

<<Sound of hysterical female laughter that turns into rage when she realizes he's serious>>

<<Sound of disappointed fella trying to remove chain mail condom from abdominal cavity as girl calls a cab>>

:D