Now that's just plain wrong...

[mcroft]

This page belongs to an amusingly deranged pet groomer. An award winning amusingly deranged pet groomer. An amusingly deranged pet groomer who has won awards for her deranged acts against poodlekind.

http://www.pinkcoyote.net/creativegrooming.html

It's just bizarre. She has a dozen other creations on the same page--poddle-snail, poodle-shark, poodle-camel, poodle-peacock, poodle-ninja-turtle, etc.

While it is true that I find the images disturbing, it may be more disturbing that my first thought was "I can use this for a role-playing encounter!"

I'm still waiting for bad poodle-horsemonkey, though.

Comments

[hangingfire.livejournal.com]

The poodle looks particularly chagrined in the chicken photo.

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with these people is that they can do the chicken photo and fail to make a reference to Lynda Barry's Poodle with a Mohawk.

[hangingfire.livejournal.com]

That pretty much sums it up, yes.

I'm also getting some amusement from the late-1990s design of the site. It makes me vaguely sentimental, or something.

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

every page has a unique navbar, conveniently at the bottom of the page! You don't get quality like that these days!

[hangingfire.livejournal.com]

Not to mention the use of scroll text on the front page. No Flash here!

Also amusing: the fact that the dog on this magazine cover is clearly photoshopped in from the chicken photo above.

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

...Pictures of text, images scaled in my browser with height/width parameters, Comic Sans, table-based layout. Man, I miss 1994, too...

[jpmodisette.livejournal.com]

Actually, if you nav to "Pawed Friends" - "Creative Grooming Techniques" - "My Pawed Friends" - "Fun Pictures" - "Technique" you get to an Al Qaeda site. Don't be in Portland on March 17, apparently.

[djinnthespazz.livejournal.com]

Chicken AND haystack.
Ouch.

I like the camel one, actually. It's clever, and doesn't involve unnatural color or blindfolds. (Seriously, do we think that dog is happy to be a ninja turtle? No, the poor thing is internally screaming "my eyes! my eyes!")

[hangingfire.livejournal.com]

I like the camel one too. Ninja Turtle Poodle, however, is a very unhappy camper. "I don't know what I did BUT I SWEAR I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN. JUST MAKE IT STOP."

[kodi]

Is it just my imagination, or is dragon-poodle decorated with airbrushed buttercream frosting?

[greeneyes-rpi.livejournal.com]

I believe it's time for you to eat dinner.