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mcroft ([personal profile] mcroft) wrote2005-06-29 06:18 pm

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By limitedbythesky

Happenstance Stats


Formed: 29th June 2005
Split: 14th October 2011
Best Album: 'Negate Urates Dicks Dallying' 8/10 in the NME (Album of the Month November 2009.)
Best Single: 'Walks' 7/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 1st June 2010.)
Records Sold: 2,794,945 in total (1,509,376 albums, 1,285,569 singles).
Reputation: NME band
Groupies: Casual sex to la_directora is what the Holy Bible is to a Christian.
OtherShortly after 'Branded Typhonic Sunny Bakeshop's release in June 2005, mcroft received a death threat from the Pope who warmed them that if they released such unadultured shite in the future they would disappear in the night.



Happenstance Member Profiles

follybard



Although they have their critics on both sides of the Atlantic follybard's vocal talent is one Happenstance's' strongest assets.

arenson9



arenson9 is technically gifted but lacks the creativity and originality of cult heroes like Hendrix and Satriani.
bassfingers


For the past couple of years bassfingers has struggled with a drug addiction which has been negatively affecting their bass playing skills and their showmanship. A spell in rehab could resurrect bassfingers's career'
mcroft



mcroft manages to compensate for a lack of natural musical talent through a unique and constantly evolving approach to percussion.
immlass



When it comes to musical theory very few surpass the knowledge of immlass. In saying this immlass finds it extremely difficult to compose anything of worth.
 

Single Releases


# Title Date
17 Rebates Sep 2005
13 Wamefous Hirsled Tenty Sawers Nov 2005
8 Unpeg Acock Lyase Jan 2006
7 Luster Inn Hedger Carices Twibills Feb 2007
14 Branded Typhonic Sunny Bakeshop Apr 2007
15 Devotees May 2007
10 Gunrooms Diptyca Sep 2008
5 Visas Treatise Diester Oct 2008
4 Parawing Abets Whelkier Nov 2008
2 Dealates Flattery Coactors Graphing Fauves Chowtime Jan 2010
1 Senarii Idolises Tickings Mar 2010
2 Unvext Apr 2010
2 Walks Jun 2010

Album Releases


# Title Date
25 Geed Jun 2005
2 Boulle Igloo Jan 2007
17 Hosiers Jul 2008
2 Negate Urates Dicks Dallying Nov 2009


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[identity profile] mcroft.livejournal.com 2005-06-30 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
I know. We had a number 1 single!

[identity profile] la-directora.livejournal.com 2005-06-30 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Casual sex to la_directora is what the Holy Bible is to a Christian.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! That is so friggin' hysterical. Especially since, as far as I can tell, the little thing for building the band didn't give you a place to put that in, so it just happened randomly. Brilliant.