mcroft | (no subject)

drelmo is trawling for RPG quotes to use on the official Owlcon T-Shirts. All well and good. If you have any good ideas, go suggest them on his blog.

You want to know about gaming. I'm here to tell you about gaming.

Imagine you're locked in a huge underground deathtrap filled with orcs, zombies, demi-litches, and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun and you ain't allowed out until you all vote on what you're going to do tonight.

You like to put your feet up and watch 'Adventuring Party Reservation.' They like to have sex with normal people using knives, magic wands, and brand-new sexual organs that you did not know existed.

So you vote for mapping the 20' wide corridor and everyone else, as far as your eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades.

That's gaming. You're welcome.

--Based on Spider Jerusalem by Warren Ellis, via this post by

hangingfire