If you're unhealthy and you know it clap your hand...

[mcroft]

<splorch! splorch!>

Eww. You could've cleaned up first.

Internet Porn Not Harmful says El Reg. But one of their quoted experts disagrees:

"No man who regularly uses pornography can have a healthy sexual relationship with a woman,"

So I guess Gay, Lesbian, and Woman-oriented Porn is A-OK down under.